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“Quite the opposite. But what the Church does teach is that sexual intimacy by anyone outside…”

el capitan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:56:00 +0000

“Quite the opposite. But what the Church does teach is that sexual intimacy by anyone outside marriage is wrong; that marriage is a sacramental covenant; and that marriage can only occur between a man and a woman. These beliefs are central to a Catholic understanding of human nature, family and happiness, and the organization of society. The Church cannot change these teachings because, in the faith of Catholics, they are the teachings of Jesus Christ.

[Funny — I don’t remember Jesus Christ saying anything like that. I don’t remember him ever saying anything about sexuality or marriage at all.]”

– http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/03/10/colorado.lesbians.church/index.html?hpt=T2

SN95 Revival – SummitRacing.com

el capitan — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:23:19 +0000

Mustang Mass Air Conversion | StangNet

el capitan — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:13:50 +0000

Converting non mass-air 5.0's to mass-air controlled.

Well, hello there.

el capitan — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:06:44 +0000

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I think I’ve just the most esoteric device ever.

el capitan — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:16:42 +0000

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Don’t really know Tom, but I love seeing politicians caught in compromising positions

el capitan — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:30:46 +0000

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Think about it.

el capitan — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:57:32 +0000

In 1979 there were 17 Elvis impersonators regularly employed.
In 2010, there are over 28,000 Elvis impersonators
At this rate, by the year 2029, 1 out of every 11 people will be an Elvis impersonator.

“The survey indicates a partisan divide on the question: only 37 percent of Democrats, 63 percent of…”

el capitan — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:59:00 +0000

““The survey indicates a partisan divide on the question: only 37 percent of Democrats, 63 percent of Independents and nearly 7 in 10 Republicans say the federal government poses a threat to the rights of Americans.”

Funny that so many GOP respondents think the government is a threat given that it was the Bush administration that tried to do away with Habeas Corpus and had the military and NSA listening in on the phone conversations of American citizens without having to secure a warrant.”

– CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive – CNN Poll: Majority says government a threat to citizens’ rights « - Blogs from CNN.com

“Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.”

el capitan — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:29:08 +0000

“Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.”

– Top 50 Funny Computer Quotes | TechSource (via nscaletti)

“The penis is an intrusive object, a veiny SUV fishtailing through the vulvic cul-de-sac.”

el capitan — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:20:47 +0000

“The penis is an intrusive object, a veiny SUV fishtailing through the vulvic cul-de-sac.”

– Anonymous