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Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 08:56 on 2010/03/10:
“Quite the opposite. But what the Church does teach is that sexual intimacy by anyone outside marriage is wrong; that marriage is a sacramental covenant; and that marriage can only occur between a man and a woman. These beliefs are central to a Catholic understanding of human nature, family and happiness, and the organization of society. The Church cannot change these teachings because, in the faith of Catholics, they are the teachings of Jesus Christ.
[Funny — I don’t remember Jesus Christ saying anything like that. I don’t remember him ever saying anything about sexuality or marriage at all.]”
- http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/03/10/colorado.lesbians.church/index.html?hpt=T2
Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 13:06 on 2010/03/07:
Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 14:16 on 2010/03/06:
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Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 11:57 on 2010/03/03:
In 1979 there were 17 Elvis impersonators regularly employed.
In 2010, there are over 28,000 Elvis impersonators
At this rate, by the year 2029, 1 out of every 11 people will be an Elvis impersonator.
Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 19:59 on 2010/02/27:
““The survey indicates a partisan divide on the question: only 37 percent of Democrats, 63 percent of Independents and nearly 7 in 10 Republicans say the federal government poses a threat to the rights of Americans.”
Funny that so many GOP respondents think the government is a threat given that it was the Bush administration that tried to do away with Habeas Corpus and had the military and NSA listening in on the phone conversations of American citizens without having to secure a warrant.”
- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - CNN Poll: Majority says government a threat to citizens’ rights « - Blogs from CNN.com
Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 10:29 on :
“Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.”
- Top 50 Funny Computer Quotes | TechSource (via nscaletti)
Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 22:20 on 2010/02/21:
“The penis is an intrusive object, a veiny SUV fishtailing through the vulvic cul-de-sac.”
- Anonymous
Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 19:52 on :
via i.imgur.com
Yeah — why are there so many Christians and so few, uh, Thorians?
Captainskyhawk added something to Tumblr at 15:02 on 2010/02/19:
“I personally think women are to blame for Austin terrorist Joe Stack’s actions. A properly sexed man doesn’t tend to fly a plane into a building since they are too busy sleeping off the all night romp. So ladies, do your part to keep the world a safer place, fark an uptight white man tonight.”
- Anonymous
