Sleep sleep sleep.
Drive drive drive.
…
Eat eat eat.
Do you realize that for the past year and a half I’ve had two peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches every day for lunch?
What the hell is that doing to my system? Probably nothing. It’s very bland food, so it’s probably not having an effect one way or the other — kinda like if I ate rice or jello every day for years as well.
I eat it because it’s cheap and it doesn’t go bad. (I don’t know how the people that I work with can eat out every day for like $10 a pop. That’s like $50 a week. $200 a _month_. Just on their lunches. In a month, for my lunches, I spend about $20.)
Walk walk walk.
I walk about a mile every day just walking between where I work and where I park my car.
Climb climb climb.
I climb up eight floors worth of stairs because I don’t like elevators. The people really cram into them in the morning. Also, it’s good exercise, though during the summers it can get a bit hot walking up them.
Stare stare stare.
I stare at a computer screen almost 10 hours a day. Thank god it’s an LCD screen or else my eyes would be shot by now.
Read read read.
I read a lot at work, conicidentally enough, to give my eyes a break from the screen.
Earn earn earn.
And then I get paid and it’s all worth it.
Bills bills bills.
And then I wonder where all the money went.


2 comments ↓
Isn’t life a b..ch? It just gets better with time. Well actually it doesn’t
True, true.
Also, I find it odd that you, the Paterfamilias of Swear Words, chooses to censor himself in a forum wherein you’re (almost) completely anonymous. It almost makes me believe that this is some sort of impostor!
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